People often ask my two-legged friend what her philosophy of life is. That's what humans are like, they like to get to the heart of the things, to what really matters. All I know is that it's a dog's life – which certainly keeps all of us happy, whether we're pugs or poodles.
On the subject of being happy ... that probably sums up the philosophy of my two-legged friend pretty accurately: she wants me to be happy. She sees what I want from the way I look at her, and she thinks of every detail. And she doesn't just give me good food, she gives me the best. She doesn't give me a cuddly bag, she gives me the most cuddly. And after a long, long day, she gives me her most beautiful smile.