About Mary

I'm a pug. If I wasn't one, I'd want to be one. We pugs are very cheerful. I don't want to seem vain, but just look at our history for a moment. There were good reasons why we conquered the Chinese Empire and the British aristocracy. Everyone simply succumbs to our royal charm.

I love my ball, which I could chase for hours. Admittedly, I know that I'll get it anyway, but as a dog I can afford to do things now and again that seem to be pointless. If ever I'm not feeling too good, acupuncture always helps me back on my feet again. I swear by organic food and plenty of exercise. Not a day goes past when I don't say "hello" to at least one of my fellow canines.